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The Bismarck Facility Has Decreased Federal Immigration Holds This Year to Accommodate North Dakota State Prisoners, Despite a Long-Standing Partnership with Federal Agencies.
More Than a Hundred People Gathered at the Federal Building Friday, Calling on State Delegation to Oppose Federal Immigration Enforcement in North Dakota.
Measure 2, on the Ballot This November, Proposes to Fund Free K-12 Breakfast and Lunch Statewide Using Earnings From the Legacy Fund.
U.s. Sen. John Hoeven Supports Bipartisan Measure to Ensure High-Demand Commercial Data Facilities Cover Their Own Power Expenses, Shielding Local Utility Bills.
The Event Will Feature 30 Activity Stations Designed for Kids Aged 6-12, Focusing on Outdoor Engagement and Skill-Building with Support From Numerous Local and State Partners.
Harlow’s School Bus Service Is Not Considered a Public Entity Under State Law, Exempting It From Open Records Requests, According to a Recent Opinion.
State Residents and Businesses Face Projected Increases of 26% Over the Next Several Years, Following Recent Hikes, Prompting Discussion on Underlying Costs and Enforcement of Building Standards.
Devon Headdress, an MHA Nation Member with North Dakota Roots, Uses Instagram and Facebook to Address Challenging Topics About Native American Culture, Reaching Hundreds of Thousands of Followers.
Twelve Officers From Nine Tribal Agencies Completed the Inaugural 14-Week Basic Training Program, Offering a Closer Option Than the Distant New Mexico Academy.
Hunters Can Expect Similar or Potentially Higher Bird Numbers Statewide, Though Populations Show Distinct Trends in Each of the State's Four Management Regions.
Majority Party Legislators in North Dakota Declined to Pass a Ban on Nondisclosure Agreements Between Data Center Companies and Local Officials, Allowing Accelerated Development Without Public Oversight.

North Dakota Roadway Fatalities Rise in 2026
State Highways, Particularly U.s. 85 and U.s. 2, Are Cited as Especially Dangerous as Deaths Climb After a Record Low Year.

Federal Policy Shifts Dairy Checkoff Funding
Dairy Producers in North Dakota and Other States Will See Their Checkoff Fees Redirected Away From Environmental, Social, and Governance Initiatives.
North Dakota Game and Fish Reports an Optimistic Forecast for Local Hunters, Projecting an Increase in Fall Flight Numbers Alongside New Regulations for Resident and Non-Resident Seasons.
Despite Local Perceptions of High Prices, a Recent Analysis Indicates Residents Pay Less for Food Than in Most Other States.

The Federal Government Has Postponed North Dakota's Planned Ban on Sugary Drink Purchases with SNAP Benefits, Prompting State Leaders to Reassess the Policy's Significant Implementation Expenses and Its Impact on State Agencies and Local Retailers.

New Mural Brightens South Bismarck Coffee Shop
Artist Melissa Gordon Completes New Artwork at Bitty Bean Coffee Co., Overcoming Weather Challenges with Local Support.
State Troopers Report Fewer Citations in New 80 Mph Zones, but Areas with Reduced 70 Mph Limits, Like Dickinson, Saw a Significant Increase in Speeding Tickets.
A North Dakota Legislative Committee on Monday Advanced an Initial 3% Annual Pay Increase for Lawmakers Over the Next Two-Year Budget Cycle, a Figure That Is Not Final and Will Be Adjusted.
Officials From Energy and Data Center Companies, Along with the Mayor of Ellendale, Detailed How These Facilities Are Expected to Increase Local Property Taxes and Population, Citing Ellendale’s Experience.
Bismarck-Mandan Saw up to a Half-Inch of Rain Early Monday, with a Wind Advisory Now in Effect Through Tuesday Morning That Threatens to Quickly Dry Out Conditions.
A New $20 Million Loan and Eased Funding Restrictions Aim to Complete the $78 Million Project on the Capitol Grounds, with Lawmakers Calling for Future Safeguards Against Similar Public-Private Partnership Pitfalls.
Authorities Seek Public Assistance in Locating Teens and a 13-Year-Old Last Seen in Mandan, Morton County, West Fargo, and Minot.
A New 14-Week Basic Law Enforcement Course at Camp Grafton Offers a Crucial Local Alternative to Out-Of-State Academies, Addressing Recruitment Challenges for Tribal Nations.

























